I'm taking my talents to

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."

EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.

by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010

talking trash

To talk nonsense. To utter complete fabrications. Especially when one knows them to be untrue.

He didn't saying one thing that was right. He was just talking trash.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

Pillow Talkin'

1.When one of your homies commits a murder or does something they shouldn't be doing, it's the act of ratting them out to your bitch, who in turn will bitch about it and cause problems for the both of you. Made popular by lyrical genius Tech N9ne.

2. Another way to say snitch.

!. Pillow talkin' get you caught up an brought up on charges,
Shot up a lot and departed, it's nothin short of retarded.
Cause when you say stuff,
And then you an your woman break up,
You fuckin' because your mouth wouldn't stay shut.

2. Bob: Hey man you know that snitch Lex?
Luke: Yeah, he's such a fucking pillow talker.

by SamuraiPancho412 April 17, 2009

You've been talking to Joss Whedon haven't you

A Situation with an unsatifactory ending or with unresolved matters, This is used to express a feeling of rage.

Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered

A Film ends with a blatent opening for a sequel which will never happen because the critics just don't understand how awesome the film you just watched really is, apart from the ending of course.

"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)

by Lawman & Oakbot 5000 & The Grammer Nazi May 27, 2006

talking asshole

a) someone who never stops talking long enough to think

b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think

c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied

He's a talking asshole who knows plenty of women.

He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.

"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs

by atomicsteambunny March 24, 2006

fish tanking

When two people are making out intensely enough and for such a duration that they make a considerable amount of noise.

This often irritates the unlucky individuals around them, who must either tolerate the noise or awkwardly tell them to "shut the fuck up".

Girl: "Hey, I totally know about how you you two were hooking up in the closet last weekend."

Guy: "How'd you find out?"

Girl: "Because you two were totally fish tanking!"

by MasterFishTanker February 20, 2011

Tom Tanking

Tom Tanking, another word for wanking/masturbation.

John: Jack stop tom tanking!
Jack: No leave me alone!

by J1000 April 25, 2011