Cheese Touch

verb- an excuse to randomly hit someone

*see someone you realy dont like* *hit them* CHEESE TOUCH!!

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

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Mierdas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch. When everything you touch turns to shit.

President Biden had the Mierdas Touch.

by RobinGoodfellow1 January 22, 2022

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invisible touch

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.

My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.

by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009

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When an idiot thinks that someone touching you back is a big deal. If someone touches your shoulder (not skin on skin), it breaks the touch barrier. Not anywhere near first base, but still progressing apparently

Not actually a real thing, but you sure as hell try to convince them!

"Omg today during class he touched my back! He broke the touch barrier!"

by Whyishtishappeningtomern January 24, 2017

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touching tattoos

When a gay man is doing his partner from behind and his stomach tattoo hits his partners lower back tattoo.

Ryan's boyfriend has a "punk star" stomach tattoo and Ryan has a butterfly lower back tattoo. When Ryan and his boyfriend have anal sex they call it touching tattoos.

by Brock North May 9, 2008

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