Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010

shifting

reality shifting isn't lucid dreaming, it's moving your consciousness to another.

Olivia: Girl you won't believe what happened!!

Isabella: what happened?
Olivia: I finally shifted to Hogwarts yesterday!!
Isabella: girl are you ok? that's just lucid dreaming
Olivia: NO IT WAS REAL! REALITY! reality shifting is moving your consciousness to another!

Isabella: oh my god, okay okay if you say so

by livieshifts January 27, 2023

shift

A way to say shut up or be quiet as a reference to games like CSGO or Valorant where "shift walking" is silent

James: "You know i just got a new boat and a new phone and a new bed and-"

John:"Shift bro"

by qeclan June 26, 2024

Shifted

When someone goes the other way on a medium. Y

Ayooo he got shifted #shiftteam visa best

by ShiftedxD April 3, 2021

shift the gizem

The act of one man moving another mans testicles out of the way of the anus to penetrate anus.

Bob had to shift the gizem so he could go balls deep in Doug’s butt hole.

by anonymous April 4, 2024

Hangover Shift

The very first shift of the year.

I have to drink twice as much so i can wake up on time for my hangover shift on Jan, 1st.

by Tapfuma January 1, 2012

your organs gonna shift

You gonna die.

Your organs gonna shift, when I hit you with this four fifth.

by Token Black 98 January 28, 2018