fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth October 21, 2008

fast gas

Another term for nitrous oxide and written on canisters that are advertised as propellants for whipped cream but used at parties as a way to get high.

You’ll always find canisters of fast gas in urban areas, especially in working class areas.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 24, 2025

Fast

Someone who is scandalous,a thief ,meth user...quick to take advantage of any given situation

Damn homie shes fast she came up on all your things ....

by anonymous October 24, 2022

fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

works fast

a guy who has had sex with a woman he is dating much sooner than everyone else would have anticipated

He's been going out with Alice for two days and he's already slept with her? Damn, he works fast!

by Private Skittles May 28, 2017

Swift the Fast man

Out runs the whole crew
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running

Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash

Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.

by Swiftisito May 14, 2022