clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018

Fap clap

Fap clap is when a guy is jerking off and it makes a clapping sound. *clap* *clap*

Yo maaaaan you wanna go fap clap to that hot girl?

by lol rRed January 10, 2019

Clap eye

Gusset treacle in your eyes

I was munching a wrong un and some scampi snatch paste went in his eye oh no a dose of clap eye

by Twix Finger June 17, 2023

Clapped Slags

A word to describe girls from Clacton. They are known as both clapped and slags, hence the name clapped slags. They also use this term to describe eachother, as it became the social norm for them.

Example 1:
CS 1: Hey clapped slag
CS 2: Hey babe

Example 2:
Boy: I really want to get with Georgia.
Boy 2: Nah don't shes from Clacton.
Boy 1: Oh she's a clapped slag then.
Boy 2: yeah that whole group is full of clapped slags

by Mr. S.andman June 25, 2018

God's Clap

The sound made when a man is having sexual intercourse from behind (doggy style) and his testicles are naturally rocking back and forth, slapping against the thighs of his partner creating a loud smacking sound.

I couldn't sleep last night. My roommate and his girlfriend were up all night fucking and all I could hear was God's Clap.

by MakeithappenMike January 28, 2016

Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.

“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”

by Vitalogist January 12, 2020

Dookie clap

When u take a shit into your hands and clap them together or onto someones head

Holy shit step bro are you performing a dookie clap...

by Niqqa chungus August 26, 2019