clam bake

when you sit in a car and smoke weed

yo, lets have a calm bake

by ryan February 06, 2004

clam boatin'

It's like motor boatin', only WAY more special......

I was passed out on the couch, when i woke up she was clam boatin' the shit out of me!

by Hanon October 26, 2007

Salty Clam

Referring to the nickname of the Famous Porn Star Tiffany Dow who appeared in over 200 Pornography Films. It was said that she had a very salty vagina

Hey Ellen, I almost kicked you in the salty clam!
OR
Bambinos Pizza Sign: No Clams

by Nalyd Dizznick November 21, 2006

piss clam

A womens snatch viewed horizontally while urinating; as it resembles that of a Gooey Duct Clam.

"Jessica shut the bathroom door, I don't need to see your piss clam!"

by Urban Fireman September 12, 2008

Clam jouster

Used to describe a lady who likes ladies, derived from the act of rubbing their pussies together.

Paula was a right clam jouster

by Funky the Monkey April 03, 2006

clam chowder

Clam chowder is the most common soup that guys will jizz into so females will gobble up their semen.

(phone conversation) Yo man you gots to be heading over hur fosho dawg, I just shot this considerable size load into my gurls clam chowder. If you come over in time you could watch her gobble it up. ooooh, I'm already getting aroused just thinking about it. HAHAHAHAHA that stupid bitch won't even realize that she is eating my semen. This is a good joke, some might even say rich. Oh man I just tinkled a little bit thinking of how funny this is, I swear she is a fucking tard.

by the st3 October 17, 2005

clam bake

smoking weed in a confined space so that the smoke stays in the air your breathing between hits

lets go clam bake in brandons car then watch the smoke roll out!

by kodie-isa-high-on November 29, 2004