Chicago Surprise

Farting while getting a blowjob or rimjob. Named because Chicago is the Windy City.

What went wrong? I gave her a Chicago Surprise.

by Robbo75 January 21, 2009

Kentucky Surprise

A prank first invented by students at the University Kentucky in which one man comes upon another as he sleeps and begins to masturbate.

Just before climax, the prankster wakes the prankee by whispering his name. When the prankee stirs, the prankster then releases himself into the prankee's eye.

The prankster then usually needs to run for his life.

Did you hear what happened last night? Charlie gave Sam a Kentucky Surprise. He'll be washing that out of his eye for months.

by thatguy212 February 2, 2009

spicy Thai surprise

when a oriental woman shoves her finger in her anus then removes it, and inserts it in the slit of your penus, thus creating a burning sensation.

Wow, that girl gave me one hell of a spicy Thai surprise last night.!

by dome_dog3321 June 29, 2009

pirate suprise

When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.

The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.

by scott savell February 29, 2008

Haggis Surprise

Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce

Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'

Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

Blowjob Surprise

When receiving a blowjob you suprise your partner with urine.

Last night while my girlfriend was blowing me i gave her a Blowjob Surprise.

by Blow4Now April 22, 2009

Buckeye Surprise

Stumbling upon pictures that were not meant to be seen. The people in the pictures MUST be wearing buckeye gear, or else it is just a surprise.

...looks at phone...clicks inbox....BUCKEYE SURPRISE...throw phone at wall.

by Shin Soo Choo June 3, 2009