nose surfing

Wearing a protective face mask improperly by exposing the nose, leaving the nostrils free to expel germs.

Look at that woman nose surfing over there! Hey, Karen, get those little nostrils in the barn! What makes you think your germs aren’t infectious?!?

I can’t stand these nose surfers!

by El Quequito April 4, 2021

Badge-Surfing

Badge surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple woman in a short period of time.

Alex should probably go get checked after all that badge-surfing he’s been doing.

by the_masked_vocabularanty November 15, 2022

throat surfing

When the recipient of fellatio takes control.

I was so close, I grabbed her by the head and started throat surfing!

by Calamus56 December 3, 2023

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

surfing the line

surfing the line V. Under the effects of some anti-depressants. You are not really happy and not really sad. You are surfing the line between.

Hey Fred how ya feeling today. Meh so-so I'm just surfing the line.

by aserath October 22, 2008

Surfing class hero

A Surfing class hero is a hero to the 'surfing' class. A new 'web surfing' class which has replaced the working class.

Jeremy Clarkson is a surfing class hero.

by S Talbot August 16, 2010

Vent-Surfing

When you get your cell phone camera put the video on and flashlight and film what's in your floor vents you will be surprised what you find

My friend had $4.47 and a ring in her ductwork after I went Vent-Surfing st at her house

by anonymous December 8, 2024