Speed Hump

A girl that a guy got with over a year ago that cock blocks him with all her friends

Man I'm trying to take out Jane, just gotta get past the speed hump somehow.

by Tizzuck February 6, 2010

Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010

Japanese Speed Bump

When the male or female takes a cucumber and places it in the women's vagina, then takes a sledgehammer or some other sort of blunt object and smashes away at it.

Damn he gave me a great "Japanese Speed Bump" last night!

by Will Carroll April 15, 2010

mexican speedballs

crack and methamphetamine - "Mexican speedballs" is a code phrase which means the same as crack cocaine

mexican speedballs

by xoxvic July 16, 2009

speed garage

really rich old dirty beats that got lost amongst time and other crappy genes of music - although there is new basslines, that totally kick ass!!!!! u still cant beat underground classics!!!!!!!!!

187 lockdown, serious danger, armand van heldon, dj pooch, underground distortion, summer junkies, crystal waters, cj bolland and rosie gaines. if you know of these then i guess u know your speed garage. although newer basslines known as niche are ever increasin and makin a mark, what is known as speed garage has its own defined mark too.

by adm06 September 10, 2006

freedom of speech

I'd like to provide you all with some text i've recieved in a journalism class. The entire first quarter of the year was spent on the first amendment. Our rights of the first one inlclude ONLY these: Freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of assembly, and right to petition. For the freedom of speech part, there ARE some limits. Some legal limits. They are:

Clear and Present Danger
Fighting Words
Libel and Slander
Obscenity
Conflight with Other Legitimate Social Or Governmental Interests
Time, Place and Manner

So no, you dont have the legal right to say 'fuck you' on national television, or show your tits during a superbowl halftime show. I agree that we SHOULD be able to curse etc. as we feel, but there do need to be a few limits so that we dont abuse it. Just so everyone knows, the 5th one means that in times of crisis(war) the government can restrict it for security(idioticly). They can also place a gag order on the press during war and participants in a trial. I agree this is idiocy, but you have no constitutional right to tell someone to fuck themself on CSPAN.

Freedom Of Speech isnt as general as most people think

by Kevin November 9, 2004

speed hump

A diamond shaped street sign indicating bumps in the road ahead in an attempt to slow drivers. Also, the act of having sex in a very fast paced jack rabbit like motion.

Slow down! The speed humps ahead will mess up your car yo.

We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo.

Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!

by Bear Number 1 July 22, 2007