Shrekitis

This is a one in a sextillion disease that is found in babies after birth. This illness happens because the parents both watched Shrek while having sex. It’s a very rare disease and can cause the baby to say random Shrek lines at random times.

Baby: *Exists*
Mom: Awww he’s so cute
Baby: WHAT ARE YE DOING IN ME SWAMP?
Doctor: I’m sorry to break it to you but your baby has Shrekitis

by Guywithdefinitions March 5, 2019

shreknatio

a smart, strong, sexy, social engineer, shreknatio is the best thing to exist.

"hey you are shreknatio!"

by shreknatio March 5, 2022

Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.

Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.

by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011

shrekexican

A Mexican over 300 lbs and a minimum height of 6 foot 5

That mexican dude was huge .big ass shrekexican.

by Benito Ordonez jr. February 18, 2015

Shreknado

A combination between a sharknado and Shrek.

Often proceeds with some shrekage.

That shreknado hit everyone hard the other day.

Your such a shreknado.

by Derekplays September 9, 2016

Shreked

When you get wrecked so hard it's as ugly as shrek.

alt: super wreked

damn malphite just penta killed them, they got shreked.

by RangaTempest January 16, 2017

shrek

A word that elementary school kids use for their own entertainment.

Haha, dude. Shrek got rekt-bwAHAH!

by BurgerBoyBob February 6, 2017