Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.

Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.

by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021

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Straight leg

When a female is getting fucked so hard that her leg straightens as she has an orgasm

Boy1: dude she had straight leg by the time I was done with her
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!

by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

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straight reppin’

When you’re not hiding who you are, keeping it real and representing your hood like a true homie.

Damn, you see that fire muthafucka with the 805 hat? He’s straight Reppin’!

by armerlinsea August 16, 2021

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straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

by DaGoose February 1, 2006

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