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Shit Storm

The thing that happens when your mom send you to the bathroom. She will lock you in there and turn off the water. Eventually, you will have to go to the bathroom. Trying to flush it, it wont work. At some point the shit and urin will fill the bowl. When you have to go again, it will overflow. Your mother may let you out, but in most cases she will continue to feed you loads and loads of food, possibly filled with laxatives.
"Man, David was taken by Child Services. He was put in the Shit Storm
by Messedupdefinitions June 28, 2018
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Mexican Storm

Your office complex/community's landscape company. They come through blowing leaves and dirt all over the place and are gone in minutes!
The landscape people came through here like a Mexican Storm with their leaf blowers! Got garbage and crap all over my motorcycle.
by deathmetaljeff October 24, 2012
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storm flopping

When a college basketball or football player of an opposing team "flops" and acts hurt by the home team's fans storming the court or field after a big win. This is usually followed up by studio talking heads offering self-righteous after-the-fact diatribes on the evils of court storming while their own network uses court-storming content to hype their own programming.
The drama queens at ESPN are out here whining about a player getting hurt when the crowd stormed the court, but clearly the dude was storm flopping. Get a grip.
by anonymous February 24, 2024
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storm the pug

a 12 year old girl on google+ who is an ambivert that loves her boyfriend, hamilton, steven universe, heathers, harry potter, drawing, and animal jam. shes in an uncomfortable situation where shes hiding her depressin feelings from the internet but those feelings get stronger so she has to pretend shes haply but shes a mess. shes also very shy and doesnt like talking to new people, but doesnt like feeling so isolated and alone from her friends. but shh, lets not be edgy
storm the pug is a sensitive shy pug,be patient with her, she'll become her weird ass self once she'll know you more
by storm the pug April 16, 2017
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Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.
"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"
by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018
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Bitch Storm

When a person (typically a woman) makes a dramatic entrance/exit.
"Have you seen Jane today?"
"Yeah, she just bitch stormed the place."
by JaneDoe1234 March 11, 2009
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Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 11, 2014
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