Steven Zehner

A conjunction of Steven and Zehner. Steven, is Greek in Origin and simply means "Crown" or "One Of Royalty".

Zehner is German in Origin and When used with the first name, is often referred to as "Clown". So, by combining the two you plainly end up with "Royal Clown" or what many know as a Jester.

The surname of ZEHNER is a German occupational name for an official. In recent historical studies, the name can be traced back 1933 at the early stages of the rise of Hitler. With that in mind, many Jewish people of the era referred to the name as "Evil Clown".

Ironically, in 1940 a comic book appeared which some argued, actually captured the essence of the"Evil Clown" title in the first Issue of Batman with the introduction to The Joker.

"Steven Zehner is a funny son of a bitch!"

"Holy shit Steven Zehner had me laughing my ass off!"

"Zehner wird Sie mit einem Lächeln auf seinem Gesicht töten!" (translation: "Zehner will kill you with a smile on his face!")

"Sie werden Zehner Gekicher vor dem Schuss hören." (translation:"You will hear Zehner giggle before the gunshot.")

"Befürchten Sie Zehner, der deutsche Hofnarr des Todes." (translation: "Fear Zehner, the German jester of death.")

by Scherzen January 21, 2011

luke stevens

Preppy and bubbly friend who calls you sister. He LIVES in vineyard vines and LOVES shopping. He knows all the tea and is more than willing to share it. He’s the local tea dealer and everyone knows it. What a gosh darn icon and slime maker. P.S He might call you sister.

omg you know a luke stevens?! he’s such an iconic kitty brother

by missmiaonfire October 21, 2018

Steven Glansberg

Someone who sits alone at lunch while there are tons of other places to sit

Look over there it's Molly Hodson pulling a Steven Glansberg

by farve989 December 16, 2009

steven segal

total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one

steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.

by Tom85 July 24, 2006

Stevens Goggles

A term that defines the copious amounts of alcohol that must be drunk, not to make a Stevens girl look more attractive, but to make a Stevens male force up the courage to talk to any female in the whole damn room. Usually results in the guy being rejected as most Stevens girls are smart enough to know how not to get date-raped or ruthied.

The guy was so fucked up from drinking that his "Stevens Goggles" blinded him to the fact that he kept telling the Stevens girl how good he could give it to her when she could tell with one look at his drunk ass that he had never gotten laid in his entire life.

by female_population_of_SIT January 31, 2008

cold steven

A handjob with a handful of fresh powder snow.

Jesus I'm gonna need a re-heater Peter after this cold steven.

by freezin stevin February 7, 2010

Even Steven

A sociological phenomenon in which your neighbor, acquaintance, relative, or significant other makes it a special point to ensure that you are responsible for your share of bullshit, labor, or other unnecessary hindrance.

Sue is such an Even Steven. After she cleaned up the dog shit on the carpet, she refused to do laundry until I walked the dog."

by octoberfest86 December 18, 2019