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STATE-BEEF

STATE-BEEF is the amount of muscle a prison inmate packs on by lifting weights in the prison yard while serving out a prison sentence.
Wow! That dude was never that big before he went to prison...Now he's huge...He must have packed on 30lbs of state-beef lifting weights in the yard while he was down.
by DonZilla November 21, 2013
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statisticock

Coming from the latin status cokkus. Meaning mathematician's PHAT DONGG
e.g: Yo I sucked my professor's statisticock last night, that shit was massive
by CunTpoRN1234567890 October 15, 2019
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stathism

To misuse the English language due to being of Cypriot descent, and also quite stupid.

Can be the inappropriate use of a well-known saying, or getting the words wrong.

A reference to character Stath from Stath Lets Flats on Channel 4.
"Welcome to meet you" is a Stathism, also
"Better than lifes bread"
"For he's the fellow"
"You old wise feather"
"The early worm catches the thing, the dirt"
"that means the world and his wife to me"
by CheekyChops December 24, 2021
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Statey

I was doing 153 mph past a statey and he didn’t go after me
by 廾几卞尺呂尺乍乍几 March 12, 2022
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fakebook status

when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.
i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.

My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.
by yoooollam October 20, 2009
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Chain Status

A status post on facebook that asks you to copy and re-post as your status. Similar to chain email and letters.

Example: It is "I love my daughter" week. If you have a daughter that you love more than you can describe then re-post this as your status.
I refuse to post a chain status.
by winelvr January 16, 2011
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naked status

A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide
Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!
by aza333 June 29, 2011
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