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Sandy Palmer

1) When a handjob is given by someone who has put sand on their hands to create a rough, abrasive surface.

2) When a handjob is given by someone who has rough, callused, or dry skin.

Either results in a very unpleasant, painful experience for the one receiving the handjob.
1) She was mad at me, so when I wasn't looking, she grabbed a handful of sand and gave me a sandy palmer that chaffed the hell out of my piece!

2) I was looking forward to a good had job, but her hands were so dry she gave me a sandy palmer without even knowing it!
by peavler May 10, 2011
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sandy creek

Ghetto town with lots of meth labs and drugies who like to walk around. with possible rapists and malesting people. awww so normal for Texas isn't it? :) lmao
by sandycreeker June 30, 2011
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sandy vagina

A person who is bitchy for no particular reason.
Man we really need to get that sand out of Stuarts vagina

Stuarts vagina is really sandy today

Has Stuart been to the beach lately because hes got a real sandy vagina today
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sandy wang

What happens to the penis during beach sex.
(This hurts the female a lot do to the granuals of sand)
"I fucked that bitch on the beach with my sandy wang."
by Sandy Wang September 25, 2007
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Sandy Handy

a malevolent maneuver during the delivery of a hand-job wherein the performer edges the unsuspecting recipient into a swoon of ecstasy before swiftly and discreetly dipping their lubed hand into a concealed stash of sand and resuming the hand-job, chaffing the recipient's penis
She gave him a sandy handy while they were at the beach.
by The Inimitable January 15, 2011
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Sandy Entrance

When your fucking a women on the beach. Then you take your dong out get it wet, preferably in her juicy vagina, then dip your dong in the sand. Then ram your COCK back in her juicy vagg. Now listen for the screams of horror.......or pleasure?
Guy 1: Wanna go the beach tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah lets get some whores.

Guy 1: Man we can give them a Sandy Entrance!

Guy 2: I CAN'T WAIT!

Guy 1 : Sounds Kinky!
by NateMan16 June 22, 2009
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