Miami sober

doing drugs only on the weekend

“i need to get miami sober before art basel”
“mmw made me go miami sober winter”

by sailor manic January 2, 2026

Kentucky Sober

Being Kentucky Sober means you don’t do anything a horse wouldn’t do. No alcohol or drugs except for ketamine.

Ron: “why are you doing a line you said you were sober!?”
Shelly: “I’m Kentucky sober, this is ketamine it’s for my depression”

Ron: “doing lines in the back of a Waymo will not treat your depression!”

by GSleazy445 January 5, 2026

Mamo Sober

Kids that only vape in school are Mamo Sober. The name comes from the fact that most kids in Mamaroneck High School are Mamo Sober.

yeah i don’t own a chooch anymore i’m mamo sober for now

by ugkday January 8, 2026

connecticut sober

Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.

Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.

by meowmeow1125 January 14, 2026

doing a söderman

Doing a Söderman is a classic Swedish saying, "Att göra en Söderman".
Means that you will go to the toilet and pee. Usually said when a small group of people are already waiting for you.

"- Is everybody ready?
- No we are still waiting for Andreas, he is doing a Söderman"

by p-cake-lover September 10, 2018

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021