Sappy

When your AIM away messages contain stuff: i want to walk in the rain by myself or i'm here, but i'm sitting in the dark without lights and my head's on the desk.

you're a sappy mofo cause you want to ponder about some girl instead of just having fun.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

snapple

A result of the ass sphincter pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where low flow toilets are commonly found.

Look at my log, B! That snapple is so tight you'd think my ass worked at DQ, bitch! I worked that swirl. Yeah!

Dr. stink tried to examine my colon but I snappled his finger off. Got his ring too!

by westernpig July 28, 2006

Snapplause

snapping instead of clapping to applaud a performance or a good job.

"Once upon a time there was people, and they lived happily ever after"
*snap, snap, snap* (snapplause)

by Leah =) March 19, 2008

Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).

"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"

by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011

snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.

Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.

by Fav December 3, 2006

SlappyMuttMutt

Scary mofo, don't mess with him. He will **** you up.

Don't mess with SlappyMuttMutt!

by Allen Woods September 18, 2003

snappet

English slang for food, chuff, scran

"I'm just going to nip out and get some snappet"

by Teels August 19, 2007