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juicy dick slipper

A very recently used condom.
"I saw some people walk out of my room at the party last night. So I went in to make sure nothing was stolen and BAM! Right there in the middle if the floor...a juicy dick slipper!
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
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Shit Slipper

Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....

I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!
by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010
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Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
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stripper slipper

A clear high heel shoe worn mostly by strippers in a strip club.
I think she was on her way to work at the club because she was wearing a tight skirt and her stripper slippers at the gas station.
by bigdamo94 September 1, 2007
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Wizards Slippers

When receiving oral love from a woman and at the point before releasing the baby batter, ones toes curl up - resembling the curly toed slippers adorned by Wizards.
She was going on me good when all of a sudden I got the wizards slippers!
by mattska February 24, 2010
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Slipper

An object that used by a mother to shoot her naughty child.
William's mother shot him in the head with her slipper.
by Secondary Metabolite May 5, 2022
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dick slipper

a prophylactic; a condom. So named because it is slipped onto the penis.
Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.

Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.
by dugsmet October 14, 2010
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