Mexican Mud Slide

Taking a crap on your partners face, then "sliding" back and forth smearing it into every crevasse. While wearing a sombrero.

Mexican Mud Slide
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by Japo Jones January 2, 2009

Serbian Slip N' Slide

1. When you are doing a chick from behind on a linoleum floor, as you about to cum, pull out and jizz in an arch over her onto the floor in front of her. After doing so, immediately push her down and into the jizz, effective creating a jizz and linoleum Slip N' Slide.

2. The best real life application of your childhood memories.

1. "Dude, I finally accomplished the Serbian Slip N' Slide and she hit her forehead on the door."

2. "Last night I was doing a Serbian Slip N' Slide and she slid across the kitchen floor into my roommates' room."

by Some Serbian Guy December 12, 2010

slide

A neighborhood pass around. Would probably have every disease and/or infection.

Dan Santos is a slide. He fucked anything and everything that you can think of. I think he fucked a squirrel and got rabies then gave it to Joe and his dog.

by sgualdrina July 30, 2007

Slip n' Slide

Yet another term for the female's defining anatomical feature. Best if used while intoxicated, and never directly to said female.

"Man would I like to play on her slip n' slide."

by Cleveland Danny January 10, 2008

Slider

A gift card or a prepaid card whose numbers have been replaced with someone's real credit or debt card information.

Let's go shopping I just bought some sliders!

by Lexy's Universe July 12, 2014

mustard slide

Asshole. Funniest euphemism I've ever heard. A fellow student in NCO school used it way back when.

That gay dude liked nothing better than to take it up the mustard slide!

by BobC February 8, 2006

Take the slide

To abruptly and publicly end your association with something, usually a job or relationship. Derives from former JetBlue airline attendant Stephen Slater's flamboyant exit from the industry, when he cursed out a passenger, grabbed two beers from the galley, activated the emergency slide and exited the plane.

If that a-hole Hanrahan makes me redo that report again, I swear to God I'm going to trash this place and take the slide.

Jenny threw a fit and said I had to go with her to that lame-ass Hummel figurines convention in Tulsa again, so I just grabbed my jacket and my toaster oven and took the slide.

by Wuzee August 11, 2010