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by Anonymous November 2, 2003
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Situationship

When one person is in love and willing to do the work to make a relationship happen and the other is a custy fuckboi/fuckgirl who doesn't feel the same way but will still have sex with you sometimes.
"I thought I was dating Derek but it turns out it's just a situationship."
by Beeswrite September 28, 2017
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Situationship

Where one person leads another person on letting them think that the end product of their time together would amount to a relationship when in reality the individual only wanted an outlet for sex and a momentary emotional connection
Girl: “Hey babe, what are we

Boy: “were just chilling
Boys friends: is that your girl?

Boy: nah is a bit of a sticky one still, it’s a situationship my g
by Britishbabeeeee August 22, 2018
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Situationship

A romantic or sexual relationship that is undefined, thus creating a painful and/or confusing experience for both parties involved.
“Woah, woah, Jessica. I love having fun with you and all, but I don’t want to be tied down. Don’t get me wrong, you are perfect for me… but just not right now. I see this as more of a situationship.”
by Wordsarefun88 January 3, 2022
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DP Sitch

a DP Situation is when one has a 'Discharge Party' in one's pants...

The cause of this may be down to one or all of the following reasons:

(a) Seeing a hot guy*.
(b) Thinking about a hot guy*.
(c) Perving on a hot guy*.
(d) Post sex DPness**.
(e) General DPness**.

* or girl - whatever tickles your fancy.
** this is not STD related.
Oh my god that guy is a total DP Sitch.

I'm having a DP Situation.
by Olivia the Great I September 12, 2010
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Situationified

The act of becoming muscular and douchey, with a possible fake tan.
Oh man, that guy must have worked out so much! And is that a spray on tan? He Situationified himself!
by montaaron11 May 15, 2011
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Situational darkskin

A male or female that is dark skinned but only in certain situations. Their skin tone fluctuates depending on their environment.
A situational darkskin; dark when compared to other people but okay on their own. Usually dark with natural light but are more brown skin with artificial lighting.
by KidvKat June 24, 2019
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