Pencil Sharpener

1. A woman's vagina. sex usually involves a man inserting his "pencil" into the woman's pencil sharpener.
2. A sometimes electronically-powered device used to sharpen pencils if they break or become too blunt.

1. Dude: "woah, check out that hot ass babe!"
Other Dude: "I gotta sharpen my pencil in that baby!"

2. Kid: "Teacher, can I use the pencil sharpener?"
Teacher: "Why are you asking people permission to use a pencil sharpener? Just do it already, it's perfectly legal!"

by B34ST December 28, 2005

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scorpion women

A form a back stabber, but instead the person does it right in front of you, and stabs you in the back while looking at you.
(Not ment to be taken as a literal stab)

I trusted you with my brother, into my house. And you do this!? You Scorpion Women!

by Isaac D. E. August 29, 2005

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scorpion woman

An evil, yet meticulous girlfriend, usually playing her boyfriend for personal gain. Usually the boyfriend is oblivious to the nature of his girlfriend. Somewhat like a vixen or a golddigger.

That scorpion woman played him so that he would buy her that car!

by Althaemes June 9, 2007

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Sharpify

of or pertaining to sharpifying something via a sharpie.

We will sharpify your face today if you sign this legal document.

by everybodyx42 October 23, 2005

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Sharp

ADJ. This is the adjective from the word shar-pei and refers to penises that have too much foreskin. Although primarily a description of a slightly odd penis, the adjective has also come to be used for someone or something stupid.

Person 1 'I think it would be quite fun swimming downstairs... oops i mean downhill, but wouldn't it be hard swimming back up again?'
Person 2 'You are so sharp!'

by Nanky April 22, 2007

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