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Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.
"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"
by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013
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shock and aww

When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.

From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.

Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺
by Sickomonster December 4, 2024
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Nut Shell-shock

The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.
by TheGamingPop July 19, 2023
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Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.
I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.
by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012
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Pull a Shocking

Most commonly used when someone says they are quitting but return the next day like nothing happened.
Bye everyone I'm quitting for good.
-Next Day-
How's it going?
-Wow did he just pull a shocking?!?-
by Modisanigga July 15, 2014
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Davidson Electric Shock

One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.
“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄

“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”

“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.

You get the idea.
by Dree74 August 13, 2025
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Air Shocked

when your going up a long roller coaster then it drops, that feeling you get
I had a high drop and got Air Shocked
by anonymous smiley08 November 9, 2018
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