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We don't have a shared experience of manhood.
Hym Iam "There is no shared male experience and this proves nothing. You're just saying something non-sequitor and no you back at me until I have to contradict myself and then calling it winning something."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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