Shane

A Ass home who leaves his children at a young age, lies, cheats people out of their money, and cheats on his spouse. No one likes him and he never keeps his promises.
Female: were are you
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)

3 hours later

Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass
by Ragnorak229 July 30, 2019
mugGet the Shanemug.

Shane sagi george

Shane sagi george is a hot guy who has a girlfriend who is 4000 miles away from him thus proving he is mature enough to keep a long distance girlfriend. If you ask him for proof about it he will even say that she lived on that street which is infact true if you search it up. Shane is the epitome of a chad who had to cut down his muscle mass just so it would be fair for other guys to pull girls. Shane is also the brother of tim who well known by every female with a pulse.
Look at that guy with the massive muscles oh wait isnt that shane sagi george.
by Black retard September 18, 2021
mugGet the Shane sagi georgemug.

Shane

A guy that has a penis too big for a girl
by MichaelJackson1980 November 27, 2018
mugGet the Shanemug.

Shane Butts

Taking 2nd in a poker tournament while taking 1st in Apex
He just pulled off a Shane Butts!
by #GotEm March 27, 2020
mugGet the Shane Buttsmug.

Shane Dawson

(Everyone talking about Tana and Jake's "fake" marriage)

Me: WE NEED SHANE DAWSON!
by zesty barbecue sauce August 11, 2019
mugGet the Shane Dawsonmug.

Shane

Lanky ginger bastard who loves to give people a hard time for his own pleasure. He hides behind rules and regulations to portray his innocence, but deep down he is an unprofessional, evil control freak.
Ugh that Shane is such an emotional drain. I'm actually so sick of this shit, so is everyone else. Kill us all now.
by urban dictionary journalist December 20, 2021
mugGet the Shanemug.

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