sexual bryan

the bryan that fucks his own dog

he is a very sexual bryan

by sexual bryan February 2, 2018

DK Sexual

the act of being so in love with DK Metcalf that you get hard to his tweets and are turned on by his acrobatic catches. You blush when you see him post on Instagram.

Wow look at Micah he is such a DK Sexual every time he looks at Metcalf he gets a boner!

by DKSexual14 December 27, 2020

Sexual Colonialism

Invading and occupying the class of a other gender to appropriate and loot its roles, reservations, and responsibilities in society in order to avoid the roles of your own gender as a form of escapism. Other terms include Transgenderism, LGBTQ, YASS KWEEN and many more.

There is a 40% chance of suicide for people who practise sexual colonialism..... whats that? It became 50% in 2020??

by ChungusC March 4, 2021

Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009

Sexual Earwax

Sexual earwax is just regular cum but is produced when you dig so hard in your ear that you cum

dude just made some sexual earwax

by thehoeslapper May 12, 2015

sexual maniac

Person obsessed with sex.

That person has a sex addiction, with other words, that person is a sexual maniac.

by NOnameNOsurname November 15, 2019

Sexually Dehydrated

The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.

Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.

Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.

Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."

by EL KooL May 7, 2010