28th September

The day that you can legally kill that one sibling that you don’t like.

Trisha: Hey Jake, what are you gonna do one the 28th September
Jake: Well Trisha, funny you asked. I’m going to kill my annoying little shit called a brother.
Trisha: oop

by ElizaPurches October 11, 2020

No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.

Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.

by tastypetrol September 2, 2020

September 21

The day when they can’t stop us alll. Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey guys ready for September 21 reeeeeeeeeeeee

by Theguy that could of but didnt September 9, 2019

September 24

National make fun of your short friends day

Hey Ally! Happy September 24! By the way, you’re a fucking gremlin

by January Peep November 7, 2019

8 september 2001

The best person in this world was born on this day- Tomiris.

Tomiris- I love everything about you. Thank you for being born on 8 September 2001!

by Macarenamacarenamacarena December 7, 2019

25 September

People born on this day have breasts and give amazing head.

A: You're such a throat baby
T: I know. I'm a 25 September

by Prizmiz January 25, 2021

September 20

Just don't give a fuck day da world doesn't care so you shouldn't either

Tailor : Mia your a ugle ass hoe

Mia : tailor I don't give a fuck about your opinion its September 20th

by Ouckdy September 7, 2020