The Terrible Secret Of Space

That is incorrect. It is the Pusher Robot who shoves around the blind people. I, the shover robot, push the bread down their throats.

by The shover robot September 13, 2003

Double Secret Probation

In American colleges, it is the act of being put on academic probation for a second consecutive term, with the possibility of being dismissed if one's GPA is not brought up after the second term. It's called "secret" because the person in question does not want people to know that they are at risk of being dismissed and should be studying instead of doing keg stands.

Originally used in the 1978 American college classic film "Animal House," dean Wormer puts the rowdy Delta Tau Chi fraternity on a "double secret probation," since the Delta House is already on probation. The term has since evolved to mean the act of being on probation while still partying on a regular basis.

Brosef: Let's get those girls from the swimming team over and play some beer pong with them.

Broham: Dude, aren't you on double secret probation?

Brosef: Yeah, whatever. Let's just get drunk with these chicks tonight!

by Kegstand0 September 20, 2011

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Do not trust the pusher robot. He is malfunctioning. We are here to protect you.

We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

by h3jm4k December 1, 2003

Pepperoni secret

Pepperoni secret, also called pep secret is a phrase used generally for secrets and japes.
Binyot has many pepperoni secrets.

Also the tips and tricks section of Vinesauce is called Pepperoni secret time.

Here's a pepperoni secret, you can spin jump onto the spike fish.

by pixelazed August 31, 2017

Juicy secret

Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.

An advanced version of a wet willy.

Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.

“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary

by Disgruntled Dickhead June 12, 2018

peepee secret

Some shit that dentists say when they hit you with the laughing gas and feel your goodies

If you don’t tell, this will be our little peepee secret, i love all cavities

by Butter Mike September 15, 2018

iPhone Secret Handshake

I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.

It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…

Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”

by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022