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Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020
mugGet the Because screw you, that's whymug.

Loose as a screw

When a woman’s vagina is particularly loose in comparison to others
Damn bro, her shit was loose as a screw
by Dude bro August 6, 2025
mugGet the Loose as a screwmug.

Tek Screw

A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something
Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?
by BarryPseudo December 9, 2021
mugGet the Tek Screwmug.

screw

when you have sex... moron. its also a tool for a drill used to put things together DUH
i screwed my wife. i screwed a board to a wall
by Doge_Master_Pro August 8, 2019
mugGet the screwmug.

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.
He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.
by magentaorange June 21, 2016
mugGet the confuse and screwmug.

screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.
“You really need to screw your head on.”
by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023
mugGet the screw your head onmug.

screwing

shmexs
what else would it mean?
i mean yeah screwing stuff in to a wall i guess
"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"
by not-a-racist December 19, 2022
mugGet the screwingmug.

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