Sand Honkey 

One of em tanned folks from the desert that like to go boom.

See what one of em Sand Honkey's did to them two towers??

Sand Honkey by fortnite battlegang August 6, 2022

Office Sand Wedge

the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.

Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.

Office Sand Wedge by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Sleep Sand

The results of leaving your make up on all night. It typically causes the mascara to come off weirdly in the morning and can feel like gluing one's eyes shut.

Girl One: "Awww! After that party last night, I passed out without taking my make up off."
Girl Two: "Oh, don't tell me you have sleep sand?"
Girl One: "Ugh. Yeah I do. It's going to take 20 minutes just to remove it."

Sleep Sand by ThePlatypus July 16, 2010

lizard sandals 

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman

dude that story had the lizard sandals

lizard sandals by That Slothman August 7, 2010

Reverse Sandal 

Verb: The act of causing a pink sock, then putting an actual sock on it, then put a Sandal on it upside down.
Noun: a prolapsed rectum with a sock and upside down Sandal on it.

Bro, I reverse sandaled that drunk chick last night. So hard.

Bro, that drunk chick gave me the best reverse Sandal last night.

Reverse Sandal by Reverse Sandal Guy October 18, 2017

white sandals 

People who believe they are the ones chosen by God himself to carry the wounded to the "otherside" of life

AKA: Captain save a hoe

Man, there you go with that white sandals shit, tryin to make that girl somethin' she ain't

white sandals by Say_Stasia January 18, 2018

Slippery Sandal

When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.

That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.

Slippery Sandal by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018