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Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.
Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets
by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020
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Sandis

the prettiest boy to exist he's perfect and there's nobody out there that could compare to him
his name already speaks for itself so he's already unique in every way possible he has the loveliest set of brown eyes and every time i look into them i get lost his hair is so brown and cute i just wanna run my fingers through it his voice is my favorite sound and i love listening to him talk i love the way he smells and i love hearing his heartbeat he treats me so right and he really makes me the happiest girl alive there's nothing else i could ever want more than him and his love i love his touch and the warmth he gives me i feel peace most when im with him he never fails to make me smile and laugh he's my happiness and i love him with everything i have he's perfect to me and i want to spend all my days with him i wish he'd know just how much i love him because i want to be with him forever and never have to leave his side

im gonna marry him one day

i love you sandis <3
"who's sandis?"

"the love of my life"
by dementedcat October 2, 2022
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Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016
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Sandy Mangina

When a man gets “sand” in his mangina and becomes more of a wussy
Kohari is such a pussy he must have a sandy mangina again
by Stapler Bob February 14, 2021
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Sandy hart

Fat fuck that looks like a cow and laughs at her own fucking joke that fat fuck is a horrible ass bitch that never teaches what she needs to
Student:Have u seen the new teacher
Student 2:Yeah I heard she's a Sandy hart
by 12346idk April 17, 2017
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sandy pickle

When you are having sex on the beach and you stick you dick in the sand and then in her.
I gave her the sandy pickle
by Hokpoke August 28, 2018
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Soggy sandy

Someone or something you very much wish to avoid. Sometimes an actual soggy sandwish
Jose is being a real soggy sandy today
by R3t4rDEAD November 23, 2022
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