a) a hard-worker..
b) a created player in a video game in which all his attributes would be 99
3) 113 yr old man who works 3 hour shifts once a week, but in those three hours does more than all of the other workers combined
b) a created player in a video game in which all his attributes would be 99
3) 113 yr old man who works 3 hour shifts once a week, but in those three hours does more than all of the other workers combined
in at 12, out at 3..pulled a sampong today!
wow, you moved all those boxes? really samponged it up eh?
wow, you moved all those boxes? really samponged it up eh?
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Sakmon - short for sock monkey
Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masturbation.
A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masturbation.
A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
by Sakhandler June 15, 2011
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Get the Salmon stripes mug.A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
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Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
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