Salty

1. something that has salt in it

2. uncool, lame, loser-ish, stupid.

1. Pretzels are very salty when there from Aunt Annies.

2. Why are you acting so salty?

She felt as salty as can be when i tripped her in Biology.

by veronicadelilahrawrr January 24, 2010

salty nigga

a cracker who acts black but really everyone knows isnt and is the whitest white boy you will ever meet generally quick to be violent thinks he knows it all but dont know shit and is always putting on a front and thinks theyre hard shit when really there soft.

"geeze my boy lance is such a salty nigga"

by gOD 321 December 14, 2009

Salty Wench

Women only....
retarded,stupid,idiotic,no sence of brains or morals..
total dumbass

tierney you are such a salty wench!!!

by ClutchKid August 21, 2009

Salty dog

When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.

Cue: You taste salty, ewwww!!! (or any variation)
You say: Aye matey, that's me salty dog. ARRR!!!

by JustinOther September 30, 2007

salty

when a bro ditches his friends for a girl

mark: where is jason?
chris: he went to go fuck holly
mark: he is so salty

by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011

Salty

When someone is agitated, butt hurt, angry, or annoyed.

Jimmy~ What's up with Arnulfo?

Patrick~ He's just being salty because he lost.

by PartyPat March 4, 2015

Salty

A term popular among firefighters, to describe a firefighter who is aged and/or very experienced. It also describes a firefighter who is bitter because of his career choice.

One:Hey Captain, who is the SOD guy replacing our engineer.

Two:Oh you mean engineer McGuiness?

One:Damn I hate that salty firefighter. He is so old.

Two:Show him respect he was one of the first to respond to the metro crash.

by MrMiami December 13, 2012