Swag

Having "swag" means to look, act, and think like a total fucking retard. Giving ones self more confidence.

That kid says he has Swag, he doesn't know it makes him sound like a total fucking idiot.

by RugbyPlayer1111 March 5, 2012

SWAG

A fucking obnoxious, piece of shit word used by fucking obnoxious, piece of shit little kids who think they know anything about the world but in reality, all they know is New World Order brainwashing and Luciferian Illuminati symbolism that they see in ridiculous music videos, causing them to flash Luciferian occult gang signs they don't even understand and speak utterances like “SWAG, YOLO!” instead of speaking English words. When asked what the fuck this even means, they will continue speaking some more indoctrinated Common Core occult incantations—again, they are unaware of this—while applying their Egyptian-themed winged eyeliner to look like some stupid Lady Gaga whore.

My annoying cunt of a little sister walked by my room and instead of saying “hi” or something like an actual person, she just goes “SWAG!” and does like this Eye of Horus hand sign… god, my sister is a stupid little cunt.

by ImGonnaPutAStopToThis October 10, 2014

swagamuffin

a muffin who has swagga.

bitch don't take no shit, she's swagamuffin...better watch out!

by Snoppmuffin July 17, 2011

Swagacide

An act committed by someone who adheres to the hip-hop lifestyle when they do something that is out of character for them due to emotional stresses, disregard of social etiquette, or their desire to abandon the hip-hop lifestyle. According to this definition, 'fake' people cannot commit swagacide, for they never had swag in the first place. Only 'real' people (those who adhere to the hip-hop lifestyle because it is who they are and not because they want to 'go with the crowd') can commit this act. 'Swagacide' causes those to witness it to doubt the authenticity of the offender's swag and they may begin to believe that the offender has been fake all along.
Also, swagacide can also be committed by someone who tries too hard to be real. For instance, they abuse slang, take the urban clothing style to a unhealthy extreme, or are too overbearing with their personalities to the point that all their actions have no real stock behind them. This form of ‘swagacide’ is easier to identify than the first example.

Bull 1- Yo, did you see the way Big B freaked the fuck out after his girl broke up with him?
Bull 2- Yeah dawg! His voice got all high pitched an shit and he threw his fitted away. Pure swagacide, yo.
Bull 1- Guess he was fake after all, huh?

Swagacide Dude- Yo yo yo yo yo my dawgs what is good with all my homies up in this bitchin hood yo yo!
Real Dude- Shut the fuck up, fake fool!

by Genius On Deck aka Red Spade November 3, 2009

Swagaga

a word for Lady Gaga's insane wardrobe.

John- "Did you see her swagaga at the VMAs ?"
Tommy- "Yeah. She was like an Eskimo at one point. Like wtf ?"

by uhmm yeahh me<3 September 25, 2009

Swag Swipe

The act of wiping excess sweat off your balls so you don't feel so nasty that you are losing swag points

Jeremy-"Man you are really off your game today!"

Andrew-"I know man, my balls are sweaty and they are sticking to my thighs!"

Jeremy-"Dude, just hit the bathroom and wrap paper towel on your hand and do the SWAG SWIPE!"

by Jgutta319 April 25, 2010

swag on soft

a guy who has a feminine swag

Look at him, his swag on soft.

by Robin13 January 9, 2011