Surf and turf toe

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole

That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.

by JoshBryan December 23, 2018

surf dirty

surfing near river outlets after a long rainy period you surf in garbage

he was hutin for a ride hed surf dirty

by ron winter April 22, 2008

Surf Taco

the place where you go to have anal sex in a body of water ( pool, shower, etc.).

" I went to a pool party last night and then I totally went to Surf Taco! "

by youknowmebutyoudont April 16, 2012

Night Surf

Leakage during anal sex. The anal version of being a squirter. Diaharrea.

When Ace was pounding Gary's anus after eating Taco Bell, Gary turned loose the night surf loose and ruined the quilt Ace's grandma made for him.

by Tha trilla thrilla May 20, 2019

Turf n surf

After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it

Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player

by Pussyslayer444 December 30, 2020

Tab-surfing

Much the way we channel-surf on the TV or radio when we're bored, we also may be caught flipping from Facebook to Twitter to Pandora to UD. Hence tab-surfing. :)

Man, let's go do something. I'm bored off my ass just tab-surfing.

by lady_so_divine December 18, 2011

Skin Surfing

Its like carpet surfing but on your skin, typically in a mirror. Most commonly done by tweakers, or school aged kids going through puberty. One sits in a mirror for extended periods of time looking for pimples to pop.

Jeremy: "That shit had me so high I skin surfed for 3 hours" (Past Tense)

Samantha: "Puberty is killing me! I could go skin surfing all day. My skin is horrible!"

by Dahhtbiiish February 9, 2020