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Stumped

Stumped: adj: when your girls trippin and it ruins your ability to get a hard on
My girl stumped me last nighr
by SoInspired October 16, 2017
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Slumpstarter

The term used to describe the fat, ugly, skanky or any combinations of the three that you hook up with that turns your luck around after months of good fortune with attractive women; Opposite of Slumpbuster.
When I was in my late twenties, I was having good luck with all of the hot sorority girls. I got drunk one time and had my way with a fat chick. God damn that Slumpstarter! I haven't had any action in six months.
by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007
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Urban Slump

A period of time when you haven't thought of a good definition to add to urbandictionary.com
Usually involves the posting of phrases, insults and other bullshit.
I was in an Urban Slump, so I posted this definition.
by Diego November 21, 2003
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stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.
"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."
by Jeff May 21, 2003
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pulled up stumps

the act of dying or passing away. in reference to the game of cricket where the stumps are pulled out of the ground at the end of the match.
"The Cousin": Hey moite, did you hear about that poor old sheila they found in the river?
Araujana: Iyo yeah, she has 'pulled up stumps'
by El Shitha January 23, 2009
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scump

The 3week old build up of disscharge under the foreskin usually only formed when a man doesnt get any action!


Can be used to describe dirty people and can be used to offend
(1) That's jake he's a scumpy loser! (2) anton don't wipe your scump on me its foul
by goldstandard March 27, 2009
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Slumpies

Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.
"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

yuppies gentrification marketing business demographics revitalization neighborhood yoga white Anglo professionals
by Simon Moya-Smith March 19, 2012
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