Tie the Shoelace

To bend over in a wonderful fashion.

"Hey girl, you wanna tie the shoelace for me?"
"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"

by Crustin April 30, 2006

we should do something sometime

TRANSLATION: I will never see you again in my life.

Jake: So Shelly, do you want to go on another date?

Shelly: Yeah, we should do something sometime.

by andrew apocolypse November 24, 2004

shoelace frenzy super fun party team

The single most extreme death metal band of all time. Demonic to the point where if you even hear them play live a giant gaping hole will form in the ground and take all the listeners to eternally suffer in the pits of hell. With White Ice on the guitar and Solomon Edibeesee as the lead vocalist (and many other useless band members who arn't near as demonic), shoelace frenzy super fun party team has managed to create many fan favorites such as "The smelter this metal", "Chocolat monopoly", "Eastern death smash", "Chamberling", and "Tiger fetus pipe", which are all so devistatingly extreme that even muttering the lyrics could turn you into a flesh eating hell angel.

I once decided to listen to a shoelace frenzy super fun party team and woke up the next morning in hell being analy raped by lawnmowers.

by White Ice March 25, 2004

shoulder boulders

when a girl grows from having just nipples to having fully grown rocks of boulders hanging low from her shoulders.

I shagged this bird and as soon as her bra sprang off i realised a immediate sign of shoulder boulders

by cmts October 2, 2009

Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

A place where those bitches are most likely gonna reject that word you wanted to get out there. What those voters are READING RIGHT NOW.

urbandictionary.com/vote

These examples are crap. And here's the word you wanted: Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

I just cheated the system biatch.

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

shoulddiggie

a slang term for very close friend.

There goes my Shoulddiggie right there

by Vigneeshik October 27, 2006

shoulder sniffing

If their is a group of friends and somebody (not a friend) tries to join in the conversation but just finds themselves lingering on the outskirts, getting nothing but people's backs to them, they are shoulder sniffing.

Who the hell is that guy shoulder sniffing? I swear I've never spoken to him before.

by Sam Kinnear April 28, 2008