Semen Demon

Any girl that objectively gives blowjobs to every guy in a group over a routinely over a period of time.

You are never goona believe it. I just got a BJ from Denise. Settle bro we all have, she a true Semen Demon.

by SoggyBottoms170 June 17, 2016

semen

dad's salt

Do not put semen in that can!

by John D. April 29, 2004

semen

semen is white liquid that goes into a women after you pop her cherry and it fertilizes to the egg and helps you get a baby and the white cumshot that shoots out the bell end on your dobber(meaning for a dick)after you pull off

you fucking pansie bastards we are gonna talk about seamen ok seamen swims in the bucket trying to save a poor child after 9 months you cunts the person it saved ''CUMS'' if you know what i mean out the bucket so you gonks thats seamen are now go play with that semen in the minge you wankers (joke made by lucas bolton A.K.A Jackroll)

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

semen gate

A vagina. The word originated from confusion over what Seagate meant.

Awww yeah, I'm gonna back up 50 terabytes to that semen gate.

by Hydracloricacid August 18, 2011

Semen Sprinkler

When you blow your load in the girls mouth and she then spits it at the ceiling fan on the highest speed setting, spraying semen across the entire room.

Ted blew his wadin Debbie's mouth but it backfired after she treated him to a semen sprinkler instead of swallowinglike a good girl.

by Kristovguy June 15, 2017

Semen Tsunami

The results of the first wank after No Nut November.

I survived the month, now prepare for the semen Tsunami.

by Salanzarx November 18, 2018

Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.

Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019