jessica simpson

she is pretty, has a kind of nice voice, and acts dumb, but she has no ass, she fakes one by wearing butt pads

jessica simpson in the video these boots are made for walkin

by Sarah La'Shay December 29, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

The worlds most beatiful woman. Full of talent and can stop men in her tracks with her radiant beauty!

I wish my girl was hot as Ashlee Simpson.

by Ash Ash May 6, 2006

Simpson kids

A bunch of entitled, spoiled, mostly Caucasian, bratty kids that are from the Norcross/ Peachtree Corners area of Georgia. They are the spawn of parents who are affluent, overly conservative, detached from the real world, and have yet to live past their high school lives.

"Did that kid just leave their Porshe Cheyenne's door wide open in the rain?!"---Student 1

"Yep that's Simpson Kids. They are always spoon fed by their Simpson Parents" ---Student 2

by Proseworth November 7, 2013

The Bart Simpson

As you ride a skateboard, you spank the ass of a random woman so hard it is as if it was sprayed with red graffiti, all while screaming "Cowabunga!"

Dude, I gave her The Bart Simpson so hard yesterday!" "Fosho?" "Fosho!"

by The Hot Tub Murderer June 22, 2011

samson

another word for a husband who lashes their family

ie. samson left his wife nikita and his children samita and nikson

by anon22 August 23, 2006

simpsoned

The act of getting donkey Kong punched on the top of the head, gripped up by the neck and lifted off the floor , or getting your ass handed to you in general usually as a result of pissing someone off.

She came to the house so full of drama and talking so much shit! No wonder she got fucking simpsoned!

by nenakakes December 28, 2013

samson

a big mistake in life who is mostly a bitch to everybody he is gay and turns on girls likes to date older girls and has a bad future and is normally short his whole lifetime. he does not give a FUCK about anything except girls.

look its samson!

by A BIG OOF IN LIFE July 15, 2018