samonologue

Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.

Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.

Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right

Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...

Person 3: What is he talking about?

Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...

or

Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing

Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it

by Dontevenreplyisagreatwebsite October 9, 2013

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salon hopper

Somebody who goes from salon to salon, or hair-dresser to hair-dresser to get their hair done but complain they don't like it every single time and get their money back so their bum ass never pays for getting their hair done.

Yo did you hear what Kayt does when she has no money to get her hair done? That bitch is a salon hopper!

by Mcama38 January 18, 2014

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