If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼
- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲
- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
- NO bag. ❌💼
- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲
- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022
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Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
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This is invoked mid-game in any competition when someone wants to cheat by changing the rules of the game.
Jeff K called Hacienda Heights Rules during the dodgeball game so that his team could add an additional player.
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“Why didn’t he come to training today.”
“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”
“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”
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Get the Urban dictionaries rules mug.A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
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