The Rectangle

the Rectangle is the best vehicle in the world and can be driven at the great speed of .1 mile per hour. It lives in Wengen, Switzerland with its granny. This vehicle can drive at any angle, it can swim, jump, and fly. If the Rectangle chooses you, it will grant you up to 3 wishes.

I saw the Rectangle last week and it granted me a wish.

by vialeex December 29, 2017

Harrlie rectar

She is dating a guy named gavin and they fuck a lot

Harrlie fucks him a lot harlie a funny gf and loving

,Harrlie rectar a good gf that loves to be race fucked

by Xxlove youharlie October 9, 2020

Autocad rectangle

My keyboard's word for "Autocorrect"

MarioKarter64: I love this fame!
MarioKarter64: Game* stupid Autocad rectangle!
MarioKarter64: Autocorrect*

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 December 5, 2021

Glass rectangle

Relating the addiction to phones with a glass pipe.

Look at all those kids slumped over their glass rectangles.

by Dadbrador January 26, 2022

Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022

Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

green rectangles

Money. Cash. Guap. Currency.

told that bitch I’m finna get some green rectangles tn cuz I can’t hang with her

by above average sneakerhead July 5, 2023