Reddit

the only social media that followers doesn't matter

A: Hey i just got 2 followers on Reddit!
Me: i dont give a fuck

by the name not being used October 21, 2021

reddit gay

Someone who is gay but only for a select few fictional characters that are popular to meme Reddit.

Bro I’m not gay but shrek is pretty fine
Bro are you a Reddit gay

by Brightt. October 28, 2021

Reddit

A popular website where people are way too angry pretty much all the time

“Did you hear there’s a Reddit page called ‘r/catsareassholes’ where people just talk about how much they hate cats? What is wrong with people...”

by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021

Reddit

The most poggers place on earth. Great memes awesome CUMmunity. But there are some rules:

No tiktok
No fortnite

No emojis
Worship keanu chungus
Yay reddit
Yay minecraft
Yay moai
Yay shrek
We think communism is funny
No furries
No instagram

Virgin 1: i like tiktok
Virgin 2: yeah! I love tiktok too! (Does stupid fortnite dance)
Sigma gigachad redditor: oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora! (Proceeds to destroy these stupid virgins)

by Iwilleatyourass69420 November 24, 2021

redditten

HI LOL YOURE AMAZIJGN AND ILY THNK YOU FOR WVERUTHING

“redditten is so cool mwa”

by mistifys January 10, 2022

redditer

a fat smelly ball of flesh that goes(has to be alive and human) on Reddit and uses "knowledge "to fight with others and take's everything to heart, clams to have a degree in everything and they need a shower and girl.

jack: last year albert didn't get on Reddit now he's a redditer

Taylor: yea now he's fat , ugly . chunky , not funny and unrecognizable

by fuckassbanana January 30, 2022

Reddit

A place where you can be you. It is not only for boomers like Facebook, you don't have to have an opinion they don't like like Twitter, they aren't mentally unstable like instagram. It is a place to have discourse with like minded rational people. Some people dislike reddit because they don't worship the spaghetti monster and believes in basic COVID restrictions (vaccine mandate, mask mandate etc.) urging people to follow the science. We make fun of Christians, Science deniers, Trumpers, and Twitter users. Not to mention our memes, they are wholesome and dark (we like to include 69 and 420).

User 1: I just got 10,000 karma on my post on r/atheism and 1,000 karma on r/politics! All the science deniers and spaghetti worshippers got downvoted, thankfully. I love Reddit.
User 2: Aw that's so cool man.

User 1: Wholesome 100

by 69420REDDITWHOLESOME February 1, 2022