Cock Racing

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.

Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"

by kkbb May 12, 2020

Frost rain

Frost rain is a Canadian youtuber who plays fortnite gta 5 virtual reality and a bunch of other games he’s mostly known for being funny on a vr game called Rec room

Frost rain is a dope guy

by Frost rain June 10, 2020

Oof Rain

the type of rain that falls continuously from the time you wake up until you go to bed

I couldn't leave my house to do anything yesterday because of the oof rain.

by Ben Bagbag March 18, 2021

Blood Rainbow

Blood rainbows are rainbows that form out of human hatred and dread. They have the appearance of a rainbow at first, but the closer you get, the redder it gets, until it looks like pure blood. Unlike most rainbows, there are ends to these, but at the end of them, there are Death Unicorn dens, and if you get anywhere near those, there is no chance that you'll survive. I implore you not to do it.

"Hey, dude, is it normal for your eyes to be bleeding like that?"
"Oh, absolutely not! I just happened to look at a blood rainbow :)"
"Oh, okay, you're never going to be able to see again! :)"

by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022

subprime racing

Subprime is defined as credit scores of 580-619. The highest grossing vehicles sold in the subprime tier are Nissan, Chrysler, and Hyundai. Subprime racing is when two vehicles financed with subprime loans race through a city with below median GDP per capita.

I went down to Crenshaw in South LA to watch a Nissan Altima compete with a Chrysler 200 in subprime racing. The Chrysler pulled ahead in the beginning before the transmission burned out and it stalled.

by nilxela May 15, 2023

murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.

"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."

by polony November 24, 2013

Straightened the Rainbow

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"

2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."

1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.

2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016