Tickling the pickle

1. Another word for wanking. For all you dumbasses that don't know, that's when you get off by yourself (Y).

2. When you tickle a pickle. obviously :)

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by Katy, Cat and Charlotte November 3, 2008

stink pickle

a long, stinky turd.

ongo holds the world record for the longest stink pickle..3 ft. They do not know how he did this of what he ate to make something that big.

by J-Dizzle September 26, 2004

that's the way the pickle squirts

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

by Erika June 1, 2004

Rusty Pickle

An older mans penis thats skin is wrinkled and very veiny

My Dad happends to have a rusty pickle

by Derrek 24 May 25, 2008

Dry PIckle

Noun. What is received by a woman when a man surprises her by putting his cock in her butt without any lubricant

Anne has been acting all high and mighty lately, so I gave her a dry pickle last night to keep her in her place.

by BillabongStrong August 18, 2008

pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.

Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.

by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007

Pickle licker

Term used by "The Soup" Joel McHale, for a girl from the show "super Nanny" who licks a dill pickle.

She looks like that girl whos a pickle licker.

by Cougar360 March 17, 2008