drunk projector

When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank

I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!

by FuckingHammerTime January 10, 2014

pussy professor

whatchu repin nigga bout to educate the motherfucking shit out this pussy right now right quick, long dick style

Dat young nigga Bollan the straight up PuSsY pRoFeSsOr.

by Thot Destroyer af May 3, 2018

Evangelical Protestant

An Evangelical Protestant, who is similar to a hippy or millennial, will find a problem like toxic soil and lay in it and work at McDonald's until the problem gets solved. A person who has a passive way of arguing everything except the problem.

Evangelical Protestant is the religion responsible for cleaning capital lake Olympia, was of 120 year old brewery yeast.

by bushlight December 27, 2018

drunk protest

When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.

I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

Nutty Professor

The title of a movie about a College professor who has an ego named Buddy Love & has a family who loves eating a huge load of food.

I remember watching "The Nutty Professor" & i I didn't care for it.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK December 27, 2020

blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor

"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"

by throwstones January 25, 2021

Violent Protest in Minneapolis

Is a euphemism for eating out one's ass intensely, referring to the meme of a dude eating out another dude's ass while on the news report about a violent protest in Minneapolis.

"I was with this girl last night and things got hot and heavy. I ended up doing a Violent Protest in Minneapolis to her."

by violentprotestinminneapolis November 6, 2021