Tyler James Proctor

Treat this guy like a god. Nobody could even compare to his greatness...also his dick is soooo huge!!

Tyler James Proctor... “no way! Dick is big as hell!”

by The Best Ones January 29, 2019

Siren of Procrastination

A fair maiden who draws you away from what you should be doing

i was late due to the siren of procrastination

by JhoJho November 4, 2019

Procrasti-watch

The act of watching copious amounts of TV episodes online in order to avoid doing some other, undesirable activity.

I just finished watching all 4 seasons of Lost on Tudou and now I have nothing to Procrasti-watch.

by pro-Vicki January 18, 2009

processed pretty

the type of pretty that can be bought. with expensive make up and clothing, a membership to the most thymine-dimer producing tanning bed, a personal trainer, and a few surgeries to tweak the rest, anyone can be pretty! the wealthy are especially likely to employ this method of beautification.

The processed pretty like to call the naturally blessed "small town pretty."

by lifelover! July 6, 2010

procrastimating

Having sex in order to delay working.

I have a paper due tomorrow, but my girlfriend and I spent the evening procrastimating and now I might fail the class.

by glzzrgriggg May 5, 2010

proctocol

The medical procedures proscribed for proctological examinations.

John was concerned that his doctor was giving him the blue glove treatment at his annual physical because he was only 32. His doctor explained that he was following standard proctocol.

by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010

Procrastibaking

Procrastination through the medium of baking :) Results in delicious treats:)

Stop Procrastibaking!

by Elidir November 9, 2010