Pre`tends

Stemming from the literature of Alcoholics anonymous. A Compensation given or gained for some perceived injury or insult.
" Hey bud did you bang out your ninth step yet?'

"Ahh not really, I made a pre`tends" last week to that A-hole Jimmy"
by Dana C aka the spiritual Giant December 18, 2011
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pre-dumped

when two people like each other but aren't going out, and know they both like each other, then one of them decides they don't want to go out with the other, and makes this known
Pete: ahh man! you know that girl? she's just pre-dumped me, shame, i thought we could've had something special
Bob: shame.
by dec-eit August 03, 2008
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pre-boned

a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")
she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!

jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!

being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
by michael foolsley September 05, 2013
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pre-thunk

Thoughts that you are wise enough to formulate before they are needed.
The reason I can respond to your inane bullshit with a coherent argument expressed succinctly and delivered in but six seconds is because I have pre-thunk thoughts and you are a parrot parroting the parrots on Fox News.
by Len Bakerloo March 16, 2019
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pre-dame

to gather with friends and get "glammed up" prior to attending an event. this beautification process usually involves the ingestion of alcoholic beverages.
OMG my ex is gonna be at the party tonight, we have to pre-dame!
by stefthes April 28, 2011
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Pre Break

Taking a break 15 or 20 minutes before actual lunch break or whatever. This is a good way to not shock your system by easing into the break time. It's a good way to piss off the boss too, so always look like you're putting things away and cleaning up for Actual Break.
It was a quarter to noon when Bud Mullins yelled out "PRE BREAK"! So we sat and relaxed to prepare for lunch.
by Roadie Overthegate March 07, 2007
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Pre-Lax

Pre-lax::
the last relax before the real work begins.

("sex-lax" is a pre-lax session consisting in part, or in whole...of sex.)
"Bout ta get my "pre-lax" on, then I'ma move this furniture."

Rule #1) We shall not dicuss work in any form throughout the duration of my pre-lax.

Rule #2) We do not discuss the duration of my pre-lax.
by Vijay Jay February 26, 2011
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