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Pre-Lax

Pre-lax::
the last relax before the real work begins.

("sex-lax" is a pre-lax session consisting in part, or in whole...of sex.)
"Bout ta get my "pre-lax" on, then I'ma move this furniture."

Rule #1) We shall not dicuss work in any form throughout the duration of my pre-lax.

Rule #2) We do not discuss the duration of my pre-lax.
by Vijay Jay March 16, 2011
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pre-meal

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.
Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.
by The Alkie March 13, 2010
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pre-dumped

when two people like each other but aren't going out, and know they both like each other, then one of them decides they don't want to go out with the other, and makes this known
Pete: ahh man! you know that girl? she's just pre-dumped me, shame, i thought we could've had something special
Bob: shame.
by dec-eit September 27, 2008
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Pre`tends

Stemming from the literature of Alcoholics anonymous. A Compensation given or gained for some perceived injury or insult.
" Hey bud did you bang out your ninth step yet?'

"Ahh not really, I made a pre`tends" last week to that A-hole Jimmy"
by Dana C aka the spiritual Giant December 21, 2011
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pre-dame

to gather with friends and get "glammed up" prior to attending an event. this beautification process usually involves the ingestion of alcoholic beverages.
OMG my ex is gonna be at the party tonight, we have to pre-dame!
by stefthes May 20, 2011
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pre-dinked

the time before you rub your penis on someones face
hey john, i cant wait to be pre-dinked, then we can really have fun
by tokesh January 23, 2009
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pre-run

a derogatory term for marijuana it its natural plant phase before making extracts. pre-run is less desirable to some people because of the impurity of the product. the extracts made from it are stronger and contain zero plant material. term most commonly used by weed snobs.
billy- "got wax?"
carlito- "naw ... got some fire budz tho.. "
billy- "chill fam... you know i dont fuck with that pre-run.."
by dats4lyfe April 3, 2016
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