Dropping Potatoes

Taking a shit. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.

I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018

ass potato

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

by nobody else here October 16, 2017

Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.

"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."

by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

Dumb Potato

No you're not

"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"

*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*

by William "beau" turner May 4, 2017

Potato club

A cult that typically centers around potato's, Cathulu, And King potato. This cult will usually have three main presidents and three vice presidents, (other jobs within the cult will differ.)

Want to join our "potato club"?

by Giraffe on a bench December 28, 2018

perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.

oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$

by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021