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Back seat pimple popper

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022
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Devil’s Pepperspray

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your japs-eye then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over a willing participants face.
Bro, I was trying to watch the game last night and the wife wouldn’t shut up, so I gave her a Devil’s Pepperspray
by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022
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Concrete pussy popper

A self aware entrepreneur trained in the arts of prostitution , also known as lady of the night.
I wonder how much that concrete pussy popper charges for a blowy.
by Pikasso May 30, 2022
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Red Hot Chili Peppers

A group of sex offenders cleverly disguised as a band.
Where did Lily go?

Well, Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers was at my house earlier...
by CYNMD August 13, 2022
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Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"
by Smit17 July 16, 2024
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Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.
"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male
by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023
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Hobart Polyp Popper

A Hobart Polyp Popper is a homemade device that is improvised from a dildo and an electric power drill,
Such device is made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill and then proceeding to put it on maximum speed.
My boyfriend and I were having trouble in the bedroom so I decided to create a Hobart polyp popper to solve our bedtime dilemmas.
by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024
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