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Poo Partner

The person sitting in the toilet stall directly next to you, which causes both of you to become joined in a partnership. A partnership of poo.
(saying to oneself) Man I really just wanted to come into this nice quiet place and let loose with some peace and privacy... Could really do without the poo partner right now.
by Mr Bob Dingles May 30, 2012
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poo ninny

1) wimp
2) person incapable of simple requests
chip you poo ninny, do a roly poly
by botaf November 11, 2003
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Poo d'etat

The overthrow of a government, body of authority, or parents through the use of massive amounts of poo.
1. At 4 months of age, Violet staged her first poo d'etat by generating so much fecal matter that her parents had to relinquish control of their authority of her. Henceforward, she became the first self-actualized autonomous infant in history.

2. The president feared that these anti-government rallies would lead to a messy and uncontrollable Poo d'etat.
by Morphevs April 13, 2008
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poo air

an extremely smelly fart caused by gas passing around crap in the intestines.

The preferred pronunciation "pwair" (almost French sounding) is a high-class way to refer to a fart.
While the sound of Dennis' fart was muted by the orchestra, his poo air overwhelmed the audience in the mezzanine.
by gmoney63 December 22, 2008
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poo on a stick

simply poo on a friekin stick
by joeysans May 18, 2006
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poo brain

A dumbo who has poo for brains and therefore thinks stinky thoughts.
Mitch: Why don't you like me
Kath: Mitch, you're a poo brain
by KathyK May 25, 2008
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MSN Poo

Taking to unsuspecting friends on MSN messenger whilst taking a poo
Due to the wonders of Wireless technology, it is now possible to take a laptop to the toilet whilst having a poo. It is therefore possible to talk you your friends on MSN messenger whilst having a poo, saving valuable time and also getting rid of the annoying 'brb - toilet' (Meaning Be Right Back, Toilet) breaks which seem to occur during most MSN conversations. MSN Poos are common among students and young professionals, and have a tendency to be more common among males than females.
Dann says: "Hey, you know what kind of conversation this is?"
Mark says: "No, what is it?"
Dann says: "Its an MSN Poo!"
Mark says: "Wow, so you're actually on the toilet now?"
Dann says: "Yeah, isn't this great"
by Dann B June 19, 2007
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